It’s been a while and I haven’t forgotten about you Smokin Sevens. I will be back with a vengeance. You wait and see.
I’m thinking about video. That would make for an enjoyable time. Hmmm…
Where do napkin pirates go to find love?
Napkin pirates have hooked up on Match.com.
Napkin pirates have found each other on Equally Yoked.
Napkin pirates have even gotten hitched on Friend Finder.
All it takes is a little looking around. Now go find yourself a napkin pirate to love.
This is a rhetorical question, so don’t feel like you’ve got to answer.
Aren’t you a little intrigued by the “small sack” category on this website?
I promise to get a few more posts in that category because I know there are hungry readers online ready to devour that kind of content.
SmokinSevens.com is by far the coolest domain name on the Internet.
Tell me another name that you think might even come close.
Does anyone have any recommended alternatives to rock paper scissors?
I’ve done the old 1, 2, 3 game and it works fine.
Got any ideas?
Ever wonder why?
Why wonder ever?
Wonder why ever?
What if Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings’ “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys” song had been written about napkin pirates? I would have looked a little something like this.
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Napkin pirates love a good quote. Here’s today’s pirate-worthy quote.
“The heights by great men reached and kept
Were not attained by flight,
But they, while their companions slept,
Were toiling upward in the night.”
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
As some people fade on the napkin pirates challenge others continue to work silently in the background. This particular pirate is not finished. I loves me some napkins and you know it. Keep watching!
There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to ask himself “Am I man enough to be a napkin pirate?” What will it take to rank #1 for this most sought after of web terms? We shall see, now won’t we. 
As any pirate knows, being a napkin pirate is no different than being a plundering pillaging pirate of the open seas. The only difference is that the napkin pirate just has a thing for napkins. It’s that simple.
Some of you may be wondering what all of this is about? Why the focus on napkin pirates? I will explain soon, but just know for now that napkin pirates are near and dear to my heart.