Smokin Sevens

What was that on A Rod’s wife’s shirt? I believe it rhymed with Buck Sue and shares the same initials as Friends University (Check out Friends if you have a minute. It is not every day someone brings it up in an internet conversation. You may even decide to buy a hat.). With that said, here are the most likely targets of the message.

1) Jeter’s lady friend. She must sit behind Mrs. Rod at the games. Who is the lucky lady nowadays anyway?
2) The guy behind her in the concession line. Wait, do the wives have to stand in line with everyone else?
3) The hot blond A Rod was spotted with a couple weeks ago. Surely that is not his sister.
4) Steinbrenner. Who knows, maybe he made a pass at Mrs. The Rod.
5) The Red Sox. Now that is just down right tasteless. Everyone loves the Red Sox. Wait, check that. That is just the media’s opinion.
6) The Fans. I hope not. Everyone just got back on the A Rod bandwagon. You can’t go kicking them off just yet.
7) The Media? Nah, it couldn’t be.

Who do you think the shirt was directed to? Surely I missed somebody.

I am taking a risk describing the G Shot process, but this seems like information people will need to know. That may not be true, but I bet you are at least curious about what the heck this is.

The Process: (For women only! Sorry guys.)
1) Look up a plastic surgeon.
2) Save up $1,850. This will be your quarterly G Shot payment.
3) Disrobe.
4) Allow a collagen injection in your g spot.
5) Wait a couple hours.
6) Test drive the newly enlarged spot with your partner.
7) Start saving up the next quarterly payment.

Doesn’t that sound like fun? Interested in more info? Check out the official website. Oh what we will go through nowadays in this society. Don’t forget, there are always risks with any procedure.