Smokin Sevens

Get this: a guy (Kasey G. Kazee) robbed a liquor store in Ashland, Kentucky.  Now this alone is not news, but the way in which he went about it is.  In lieu of a mask, Kasey wrapped his head in duct tape (check out the picture).  Now I thought that was clever until I heard Mr. Kazee explain the situation in his own words.  Oh yeah, let me start by telling you he was caught in the parking lot of the store, so he has definitely been positively identified as the theif.  Regardless, something about his comment makes me think otherwise.  Look out for his power of persuasion.  You have been warned.

According to Mr. Kazee: “Look at me. Do I look like a duct-tape bandit baby? I’m not no duct-tape bandit. You hear me? Live one-on one Ashland, Kentucky, you know this is not me. Do the math, do the homework, man.”

You’re killin’ me.  Enjoy your $15 and your internet fame.  What in the hell is “live one-on-one”?  I know I will be using it more often.

This don’t look too good.  Thanks to Lisa Barone at Bruce Clay, Inc. for pointing this out.

So what’s happening on the Internet?  Let’s take a look.

Google Trends:

1. fat march
2. age of love finale
3. makingtheband.mtv.com
4. hells kitchen winner
5. noelia lorenzo
6. jonasbrothers.tv
7. mtv making the band 4

Yahoo Buzz:

1. Tara Conner
2. Zuleyka Rivera
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Dead Sea
5. Tina Fey
6. Robby Gordon
7. Elizabeth Perkins

Look for more buzz related information tomorrow.  I will be revealing another great buzz-related resource for those of you who love this type of information.