1. Ron Paul knows how to pronounce the names of foreign dignitaries.
  2. President Bush knows how to make up his own.
  3. I’ve never seen Ron Paul’s kids on Girls Gone Wild.
  4. One of the two speaks in complete sentences.
  5. Al Gore had more votes than both of them in 2000.
  6. G. Dub has a better nickname than Ron (Ru Paul was already taken).
  7. Bush has actually called Google “The Google”.  At least he isn’t claiming that he invented the internet.