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Napkin Pirates Need Love Too

Jason D. Barrett — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:37:42 +0000

Where do napkin pirates go to find love?

Napkin pirates have hooked up on Match.com.

Napkin pirates have found each other on Equally Yoked.

Napkin pirates have even gotten hitched on Friend Finder.

All it takes is a little looking around. Now go find yourself a napkin pirate to love.

Napkin Pirates – The Song and Lyrics

Jason D. Barrett — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:19:58 +0000

What if Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings’ “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys” song had been written about napkin pirates? I would have looked a little something like this.

Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
They’ll never stay home and they’re always alone
Even with someone they love
Napkin pirates ain’t easy to love and they’re harder to hold
And they’d rather give you a song then diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi’s each night begins a new day
And if you don’t understand him and he don’t die young
He’ll probly just ride away
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
They’ll never stay home and they’re always alone
Even with someone they love
Napkin pirates like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin’s
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night
And them that don’t know him won’t like him
And them that do sometimes won’t know how to take him
He ain’t wrong he’s just different
but his pride won’t let him do things to make you think he’s right
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
They’ll never stay home and they’re always alone
Even with someone they love
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be napkin pirates
Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such

Napkin Pirates Quote for 3-5-2008

Jason D. Barrett — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:08:04 +0000

Napkin pirates love a good quote. Here’s today’s pirate-worthy quote.

“The heights by great men reached and kept
Were not attained by flight,
But they, while their companions slept,
Were toiling upward in the night.”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Napkin Pirates Still Lurking

Jason D. Barrett — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:15:53 +0000

As some people fade on the napkin pirates challenge others continue to work silently in the background. This particular pirate is not finished. I loves me some napkins and you know it. Keep watching!

Napkin Pirates Unite

Jason D. Barrett — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:44:04 +0000

Napkin Pirates

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to ask himself “Am I man enough to be a napkin pirate?” What will it take to rank #1 for this most sought after of web terms? We shall see, now won’t we.

As any pirate knows, being a napkin pirate is no different than being a plundering pillaging pirate of the open seas. The only difference is that the napkin pirate just has a thing for napkins. It’s that simple.

Favorite Napkins of Napkin Pirates

Party Napkins
Napkins from Long John Silver’s
Napkins with Pirates on them
Black and White Napkins
Raiders Napkins

Some of you may be wondering what all of this is about? Why the focus on napkin pirates? I will explain soon, but just know for now that napkin pirates are near and dear to my heart.