I’m Red Sox’d Out

Jason D. Barrett — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:08:36 +0000

I apologize to all you Red Sox fans out there, but I am sick of your team. I have no ill feelings towards the team or the players on it. My problem is more with the media and all the hype they keep giving your beloved Sox. Enough already! I look forward to the day they fall off the radar and you all go back to whining about not winning. Enjoy it while it lasts because these kinds of things never last forever.

The Secret Message on A Rod’s Wife’s Shirt, Who Was it To?

Jason D. Barrett — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:52:32 +0000

What was that on A Rod’s wife’s shirt? I believe it rhymed with Buck Sue and shares the same initials as Friends University (Check out Friends if you have a minute. It is not every day someone brings it up in an internet conversation. You may even decide to buy a hat.). With that said, here are the most likely targets of the message.

1) Jeter’s lady friend. She must sit behind Mrs. Rod at the games. Who is the lucky lady nowadays anyway?
2) The guy behind her in the concession line. Wait, do the wives have to stand in line with everyone else?
3) The hot blond A Rod was spotted with a couple weeks ago. Surely that is not his sister.
4) Steinbrenner. Who knows, maybe he made a pass at Mrs. The Rod.
5) The Red Sox. Now that is just down right tasteless. Everyone loves the Red Sox. Wait, check that. That is just the media’s opinion.
6) The Fans. I hope not. Everyone just got back on the A Rod bandwagon. You can’t go kicking them off just yet.
7) The Media? Nah, it couldn’t be.

Who do you think the shirt was directed to? Surely I missed somebody.

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The Secret Message on A Rod’s Wife’s Shirt, Who Was it To?