Small Sack - The Category

Written by: Written by Jason D. Barrett.  Filed under: Small Sack

This is a rhetorical question, so don’t feel like you’ve got to answer.

Aren’t you a little intrigued by the “small sack” category on this website?

I promise to get a few more posts in that category because I know there are hungry readers online ready to devour that kind of content.

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Heads Up! Seven Signs of Steroid Usage

Written by: Written by Jason D. Barrett.  Filed under: Bronzing Lotion, Incredible Hulk, Small Sack, Roid Rage, Steriods

Roid Rage, The Clear, Andro, Doping, and on and on and on…

With steriods becoming more and more a part of the American consciousness, I thought I would see if I can help people identify steriod use so they can avoid some of its consequences.

Seven Decent Signs of Steriod Use:
1) Small sack. Nuff said.
2) Huge a$$ed veins popping in someone’s forehead.
3) A head that does not fit in a “one-size fits all” baseball hat.
4) A striking similarity in behavior to the Incredible Hulk.
5) The use of a gallon milk jug as a water cup.
6) The use of bronzing body lotion.
7) 95% of a person’s nutritional intake comes from GNC.

I know there are more, but I have got to stop somewhere. This site is Smokin’ Sevens afterall, not Smokin’ Fifties. What have I missed? Lets fill out the list in the comments.

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