Napkin Pirates

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to ask himself “Am I man enough to be a napkin pirate?” What will it take to rank #1 for this most sought after of web terms?  We shall see, now won’t we. 

As any pirate knows, being a napkin pirate is no different than being a plundering pillaging pirate of the open seas.  The only difference is that the napkin pirate just has a thing for napkins.  It’s that simple.

Favorite Napkins of Napkin Pirates

1. Party Napkins
2. Napkins from Long John Silver’s
3. Napkins with Pirates on them
4. Black and White Napkins
5. Raiders Napkins

Some of you may be wondering what all of this is about?  Why the focus on napkin pirates?  I will explain soon, but just know for now that napkin pirates are near and dear to my heart.