Heads Up! Seven Signs of Steroid Usage
Written by Jason D. Barrett. Filed under: Bronzing Lotion, Incredible Hulk, Roid Rage, Small Sack, Steriods July 1st, 2007Roid Rage, The Clear, Andro, Doping, and on and on and on…
With steriods becoming more and more a part of the American consciousness, I thought I would see if I can help people identify steriod use so they can avoid some of its consequences.
Seven Decent Signs of Steriod Use:
1) Small sack. Nuff said.
2) Huge a$$ed veins popping in someone’s forehead.
3) A head that does not fit in a “one-size fits all” baseball hat.
4) A striking similarity in behavior to the Incredible Hulk.
5) The use of a gallon milk jug as a water cup.
6) The use of bronzing body lotion.
7) 95% of a person’s nutritional intake comes from GNC.
I know there are more, but I have got to stop somewhere. This site is Smokin’ Sevens afterall, not Smokin’ Fifties. What have I missed? Lets fill out the list in the comments.
